Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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