batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
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