smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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