Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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