I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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