I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
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