Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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