the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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