Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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