And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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