I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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