Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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