He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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