I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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