Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize