I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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