I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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