Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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