I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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