South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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