Soap is not a condiment
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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