just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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