So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I think people are normalizing furries
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