I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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