i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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