even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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