What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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