I want to stick my p in your. b.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
My breasts were aching with rage.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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