She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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