Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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