I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
