Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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