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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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