Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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