You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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