I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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