school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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