quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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