Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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