I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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