Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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