I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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