Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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