he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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