wanna go halves on a baby?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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