Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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