i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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