He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
They have beer where we have blood.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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