I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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