1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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