we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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