Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
