She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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