This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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